why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
*seduces u with my report card*
Ah, the D
during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’”
halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes
she marked it as correct
that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan
the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold
oh my god
- me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
- me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
- me during the day: how do I spell house?